SEE THAT CLOUD OF DUST OVER YONDER?
THAT THAR'S THE FRENCH FRY COMMANDOS

riding our of Fort Meade to string up any low-down varmint that says anything bad about the NSA or the security agencies. They don't cotton to no french-fry eatin' terrorist lovers.

Yes sir, you should have seen 'em go after the french-fry eaters just before the Iraq war. By God, they gave 'em hell.